December 2010
Sorry, I've been too busy going down my path of...
Christmas Intruder
He’s climbing down your chimney Snatching your cookies up, tryin to eat em So you need to hide all ya gifts, hide ya lights hide ya gifts, hide ya lights hide ya gifts, hide ya lights And hide ya fruit cake Cuz he taking everything in here. U don’t have to come in the night We lookin for you We gonna find you So you can run & tell that, Run & tell that, run &...
PartyRehab: ULTIMATE HANGOVER GUIDE →
partyrehab:
1. There is one preventive measure that is absolutely foolproof for every person in the world: Don’t ever drink. You’ll be guaranteed to avoid hangovers for the rest of your life. 2. Since 99.9% of the people who are concerned with hangovers will never follow method #1, then the next best preventive measure is this: Only drink enough to get really drunk. That way, hangovers...
“And then, there’s another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that...”
– The Holiday
I want a boy best friend who will call me...
I’m pretty sure I’ve found him =]
Dear 2010, You've been pretty amazing to me this...
I hate to admit it but...I need you.
Everybody likes to think that they have a lot of friends but you never know who your real friends are until something is wrong. For me, friends can be divided into 3 basic categories:
The people who you automatically reach for your phone to bb or call, those are the people who you want, who you think you need in your life.
The problem with this set of people is that they may or may not want to...
OH YEAH: Typical Friday Night Jersey Shore Version →
fuckyeahdjpaulyd:
I find out that there’s a party and im like
I run to my room to get ready and im like
Than ITS T-SHIRT TIME
Than I stop in the mirror and realize I want to look like this
I get to the party and I see all my friends and we’re like
I start to knock down a couple of drinks so im like
Than I have a couple of drinks to the point where I dance like this
Than...
I'm a Holiday Virgin!
erikbeeezy:
I just:
Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
Never had a Valentine Kiss.
Never spent time with someone in Valentine’s Day.
Never had a Valentine.
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
Never been taken during Christmas.
Anyone want to change that? :)
I am Asian.
itssofluffyyy:
But…
math isn’t my best subject
I don’t get all A’s
I don’t know what the hell “ching chang chong” means
I won’t do your homework
I don’t eat dogs, cats, or any other animals of that sort.
I don’t know karate.
I’m am NOT related to that girl, that girl, or that guy.
I’m an not an overachiever
However…
I do love rice.
ching chang chong
I just wanted to tell you that I know I’ll let you...
Normal isn't so bad...Right now, I'd kill for some...
